Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for September 12, 2011

YOU’RE DOOMED.

Don’t listen to your wife!…..she never listens to you!!

Listening to my wife sounds like a gamble to me!

Guess who’s the one that put up the signpost.

time to get off the beaten path.

All roads lead to the same place.

Welcome back Number 6 (or 9)

I came to find, over the 43 years we were together, that my late wife knew me a heck of a lot better than I knew myself, and “LISTEN TO YOUR WIFE” was far and away the least risky choice of all..And sorry, Radish, but you can’t go back…and if you’re silly enough to try, you’ll find that “back” isn’t there anymore. (Again, from my experience.)

Go with the Cross.

This is why I’m a life-long bachelor.

Listening to your wife is the smartest

LOL I LOVE this one!!! Obviously the right path is the one straight ahead, my friend, just ask your wife LOL.

This comment is as funny as the strip ROFL!!

But doesn’t X mark the spot?

Always do what your wife says. That’s the only way your marriage will last.

Cramp the wheel both ways and goose it!

as the road goes on it gains speed….

The big nugget of truth here is that “past mistakes” is a LEFT turn. That’s all they can offer.

So, a U-turn would be BACK into the unkown??

Yoha: proof the right is only concerned about politics and NOT the country… back to the topic at hand, that sign should be mounted on a lazy susan…

Recall if you wish the old proverb “Behold the Tortoise, whom makith no progress until he stickith out his neck”

He’s obviously a gambling man, regardless the path he chooses…….

A fair depiction of the 6 dimensional universe:length, width, depth, time, choice, & chance.The further you look in any direction, including back,the cloudier your view of reality becomes.The only certain reality is here & now.Standing still is a chancy choice.If she ain’t happy, no one’s gonna be happy.

It only says LISTEN, not FOLLOW. You still have free will…Until you come to a bridge and some ratty old dude asks you about the flight speed of an unladen swallow, that is.

Take the straight and narrow path—listen to your wife. :D

Love this one! My husband actually agrees (on the "listen to your wife path)!

My wife said I should choose the road straight ahead.(Thanks honey!)

“[He] is trapped. He has learned that it is difficult to live in the present, pointless to live in the future and impossible to live in the past.”

— Frank Herbert, God Emperor of Dune

WTF?

Turn around. You’re going backwards!;-)