Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for January 06, 2012

Eddie has a mouse in a hat, he am.

Eddie can get rid of that mouse by feeding it to his cat.

well, for a minute theah, she had one moah customah!

Wasn’t there a 3rd guy?

Oh, Rats!

Man, you have to read this comic strip carefully..

abaffuto, yeah, you could poke your eye out!

The state police once pulled Captain Eddie over and told him to take his hat off and empty his pockets. That poor guy has never recovered.

Foiled again Flo. Wiley’s knack to surprise the most analytical fans is why we keep coming back.Goodonya!

Cat next to the hat and a mouse under the hat. Snack for the cat?

Be very wary of hat-head.

Wiley, you are living proof that a sick mind is a terrible thing to waste. Way to go, bro.

Down east, that is.

I knew there was a mouse in Eddie’s clockwork. Considering the crowd the mouse is head and shoulders above the rest.

Hey Eddie, let Flo alone; pay yer tab ya cheap skate…..

Wiley, where is our girl friend and her family?

Plods: A little farther south, in Massachusetts, they have "r"s, but save them up to put on words ending in “a” – like Cubar. A lot farther south and “r” disapears entirely except when followed by “ah”.

A mouse for the cat and a hair-doo that will scar everyone for life. Sheesh.

Jeez, Flo, whyd’ya think they weah them hats t’begin with?

All the years I’ve worn a billed cap at meetings, with the “rationale” that fluorescent bulbs flicker and cause me muscle spasms, (they do actually) my “other” cover is blown, Wiley! But I will continue to wear my “cover”.

Paulie has a pet mouse. It was originally meant to be a snack, saved for those long boat trips, but it showed off its fishing skills and……. .

And Frank Zappa & The Mothers

I’ll never look at Cap’t Eddie the same again! I’ll always be wondering just what’s going on under that hat!!

Bed head, bad hair day, and errant whiskers — all in the same panel!

Eddie’s bilges too wet for any sane rodent!

Those caps do cover a multitude of (retina-burning) sins.

That’s no mouse; that’s Leon the Henchman’s Lab Rat on his annual Downeastern Way vacation. He’s visiting Leon’s normal cousin, Eddie.