Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for November 21, 2012

OK, ya got me real good on that one…didn’t see it coming….

Anyway, Prosp Long and Liver, Dabney er, Bob….Dang, he kinda looks like……..

Spock?

His car tires have vulcanized rubber.

Means nothing without the hand sign.

Live wrong and perspire.

sorry. Law school is: Sue often and prosper. (My daughter will sue me for that.)

I HATE Star Trek, I dunno why, but I ain’t joining Star Trek club, because here, that’s people who have big ears, big glasses, and pimples all over the faces (in other words: geeks)

I don’t care what WM says- it’s Nixon. And Nixon graduated from law school…

or, repeat the mantra from what about bob? i feel great, i feel good, i feel wonderful.

I love the visual squareness of Bob.

I still think of Mad Magazine’s parody, Star Blecch.

Geeks . . . today’s social misfits . . . tomorrow’s gold card members. ;)

Citizen GROG! and AshburnStadium: you won’t catch me watching a 19 hour documentary on Star Trek, I dunno why, but I never catch on with Star Trek. Whenever I look at the ears, some of em are pretty big ears.

Maybe, but I don’t feel comfortable around them, that’s why.

There’s Trekkers and then there’s Trekkies. Trekkers are people who are fans of the show. Trekkies are people who don’t realize it was just a show.

Which is why we need so many of them just to change a light bulb…..

Live wrong and plunder.

Tricky Dick lives! Hooray!

I prefer the corollary: Die young in abject poverty.

As opposed to ceos and Us. Banks?

Justice: you have a minimum sense of the absurd. what are you doing here???

Your Aunt is giving you a partial quote from a MASH episode. Sidney Freeman, the Shrink, after a particularly difficult O.R. session, said; “Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advise, pull down your pants, and slide on the ice.”He said it again, in the final episode.

HAPPY THANKSGIVING! Mr. Wiley. Ohh! The same to all of you. May you all be blessed.

See, the smart ones get recognized for getting the highest grade on a MIXED testing, I get an A- to a B+, but the geeks wear polos 24/7. I just go with a simple shirt and jeans, except for Saturday and Sunday. Night-Gaunt49: nothing, but ever try hearing how fast the winds in Jupiter are? Plus, they do this thing called Geakness Quiz, and I get a D+ from them because they say an A- student is a D+ student.freeholder1: jerks are bad, try getting near a wild turkey with a leash on Thanksgiving Eve and Thanksgiving Day.

Richard S. Russel: The L phoneme in Japanese is written as – (at least in kana). Because it does not occur in Japanese, it was popular during WW-II to have passwords replete with the sound, like “leaping Lulu likes lollypops.”

good one! sorta depends on what you mean by live and prosper…. :)

i think the Lord High Author once said Bob is based on Dabney Coleman (and i’ve probly spelt it all wrong…) :)

Since I have never seen a lawyer living in subsidized housing or driving an old wreck of a car…it seems to follow that "prosper"is what they do best….as for living long….I have known one or two lawyers to live into thier upper 80’s….reason being ….God doesn’t need them and the devil has too many.So “logic” would dictatethat as a geek I end this with “Beam me up Scottie oh beam me up Scottie,there’s no intelligent life down here below.”(R.I.P Dr DeMento)

Debbie, what was your grandfather’s name? I would like to ask Wiley sometime in the future, “Is that Debbie’s grandfather?”…….Trust me he’ll think it’s hilarious………

Hey! I never knew Joe was a Canadian! Eh?