Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 16, 2012

The Apocalypse nears…..

Of course zombies exist.Just watch the House of Reps on c-span, and you’ll see the dead move. Slowly.(They’re the ones walking toward the Fiscal Cliff.)

Just think of what comes after the Zombie Apocalypse — the Zombie Utopia! No crime, no war, no poverty, and everyone will be valued for their brains.

I just may become a Danae fan if she keeps this up.

Danae says something scientifically factual. It’s a sign of the Mayan doomsday prophecy!

It’s called “Tooth Fairy Science”: doing research on a phenomenon before establishing that the phenomenon exists.

I always thought that “real” zombies were people who were put into a deep Voodoo trance and made to carry out nefarious tasks for the priest.

THE END IS NYE…for the umpteenth time.

Apocalypse deniers?

Are zombies real? Well, if you define them as re-animated corpses, probably not (Jeffrey makes some fine arguments against them). On the other hand, if by “zombie” you mean a shambling, mindless creature trying to consume your brain, yeah, they’re very real. You can see lots of them on TV any Sunday morning.

(Whether I’m talking about TV preachers, TV politicians/pundits, or both, is left as an exercise for the reader…)

I’m with Danae on this one. (And just how is her name pronounced?)

the walking dead explains everything. everybody is infected. you have to go for the head. cut off their arms, and lower jaw. and, the non-zombies are unpleasant people.

Try to tell my kids zombies don’t exist. lololol

Well now there is one thing Danae really has right; its heartening that she is truly on the ball. Always knew girls were smarter……

Zombies are a polite convention. When FEMA and the other agencies use this tongue in cheek there is a reason. What they are really preparing you for is shooting down your fellow citizens without saying the horrifying truth out loud and ugly.

Oh yeah? Well, if zombies aren’t real, then why does the CDC think we need to be prepared?-http://www.cdc.gov/phpr/documents/11_225700_A_Zombie_Final.pdf

I deserve and accept all pop-shots for my error.Your are too funny.

@roctor; Do you mean Louie Nye is now a zombie???(the man in the street)

Alexikakos said,@roctor

THE END IS NYE for the umpteenth time!!******************************************************Some peeple stil spell buy “phonetics” a waist of munny.That and spell-check..

Zombies = virus/parasitic infection lying dormant until time to feed.

.unless they are the person sitting in the cubicle next to you at work.

I will never understand why people get so much joy out of believing the worst, fearing almost everyone and everything and picturing disasters.

Uopn futher review.The end is Nye county NV.The happy ending.

NYE = New Year’s Eve

We can only hope, Kyle…

Great ’toon, Wiley!

I’m more concerned about the rotting of Wiley Miller’s brain. Far from his best or even average comics of the past.

If you believe that the dead don’t walk, you haven’t seen my office at quitting time.