Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for November 07, 2013

But my headstone is still bigger than yours.

Grave mistakes.

Right and wrong… Yin and yang… it’s all subjective; slanted to the favor of the speaker…it’s mainly bullsh*t to distract the little people and keep the $ecrets $ecret. The king(s) of the hill want to stay being king(s).

Nice to know that you will magnanimously accept their apology should they ever embrace the one true religion, though.

I’m going to by-pass a headstone and just have the turf sprayed with ground marking spray paint that construction people use.

There should be one right next to these that reads: I won’t let it go even when I’m dead…

I know you believe you understand what you think I said, but I’m not sure you realise that whatyou heard is not what I meant….

THAT’S IT!!!!!!!! Bugs Bunny for President! [He couldn’t possibly do any worse than the last several incumbents.

Even better — Roger Rabbit. That way we getJessica Rabbit for First Lady!!!

She always has to get in the last word !!!

A monumental admission…

Still on Social Security

well, it happens

your quote is a racist comment. Look it up.

Cemetaries in the northern part of the US are usually located on land that isn’t useful for development. Often that land is on a steeply sloping hill. As a result, groundwater can be polluted because stormwater, entering the coffins, flows downhill along with whatever is washed out of the coffins…..

Reminds me of my mom, who used to say, “I ain’t never made but one grammacerial error in my life, and when I seen I done it, I taken it back!”

There are some politicians I actually like: George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, JFK, Regan. That’s not to say that I think that the only good politician is a dead politician.

Yes, the botched roll-out of the Affordable Care Act was a tragedy of sorts, but here is a greater one:http://www.jsonline.com/news/opinion/here-is-why-we-need-obamacare-b99134663z1-230552841.html

As to what happens to my body when I’ve finished with it….I’m leaving it to a medical school.

Shouldn’t they be half underwater?

When you have to rely on the term “boy king” to find a reason to play the race card, you’re straining at gnats in your effort to be offended.

From the dirt I sprungAs a child to dirt I clungIn death to dirt I shall return.For it matters not what they do with my Earthly shellForever I shall dwellIn Heaven.

First of all, I wasn’t offended, I’m white as anybody can be…But I must defend my fellow Americans…But, Cat, part of the definition of racism, is that you don’t know you are and don’t understand that you are racist. Racism is a set of assumptions that are thought to be true. When you think something is true, even though it hurts somebody, you feel like it’s not your fault when you say something that hurts people, when everybody, except those who think like you, knows that it is a racist statement.. Another symptom is not having a clue…I bet you think it would be OK to call the Washington Redskins the “Washington Murderous Scalpers and Rapists of Women and Boys”…Why not, if you say it with respect?

Dude called a black President of the United State a boy… So I assume it’s OK for me to call your Moms anything I like. Anything at all….anything at all….