Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 12, 2014

“Treat me like a cat” take him home, be fed and put up with being ignored.

Most effective pick-up line of the night.

Let’s not forget the tummy rub….

Send him to Michael Vick, perhaps?

you . would not like my neighbor.

the downside is that he has to poopie in the back yard

Please!

That should be easy for some we know; a tradition of treating a some others. Guess whom?

See this:.http://web.orange.co.uk/article/quirkies/Woman_takes_man_for_walkies_on_lead.Copy & paste into your browser, my links don’t work.

Warren Zevon approves.

(Too obscure a reference?)

Does he also want to hump your leg?

Better make sure that neutering is not part of the equation.

Dogs – the world’s most successful parasites.

When I die, I want to come back as one of my dogs.

My dog has me well trained,she has taught me to “sit” so she can have my lap for as long as she wants.

About as much as ‘Wolfie’ over there <—

Tell that to a cuckoo or tapeworm.

Come on dude get a life.

@ INGSOC: Certain species of Lamprey might beg to differ… (See especially the “As Pests” segment of the linked article.)