Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 03, 2014

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    Varnes  over 10 years ago

    Bob must have made too many missteaks….

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    Randy B Premium Member over 10 years ago

    Sweeney Bob.

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    Varnes  over 10 years ago

    Friends, Romans and countrymen, let me lower your ears…and then grind them into the sausage….

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    Varnes  over 10 years ago

    And your nose and Adam’s apple look kinda tasty too….jus’ sayin’……

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 10 years ago

    What is man but a sausage, a skin of years crowded with the stuff of living?

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    garcoa  over 10 years ago

    Of course a barber used to have the dual job as a surgeon, so makes sense to me

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    neatslob Premium Member over 10 years ago

    Must be the same barber that lopped off Herman’s ear today.

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    kaylowe  over 10 years ago

    Oh, gosh, this reminds me of an animal hospital that became a pizza place. I never could get the image of dog hair in pizza out of my mind. I would never have eaten there.

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    dabugger  over 10 years ago

    A shave with cut throat prices. He didn’t even serve a probation?

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    pcolli  over 10 years ago

    Didn’t Bob Todd work with Benny Hill?

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    WCLamb  over 10 years ago

    There’s plenty of room for all God’s creatures, right next to the mashed potatoes and gravy. Veggies optional!

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    pabsfx-comics  over 10 years ago

    The Demon Butcher of Fleet Street ?

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    ladykat  over 10 years ago

    And murdering people isn’t?

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    deangup  over 10 years ago

    Not very funny. The same art could have been way more effective, and no text needed, if the customer simply had a bandage in his ear.

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    Toonerific  over 10 years ago

    Ah yes in one of Terry Pratchet’s books the barber was a butcher shop…

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    pshapley Premium Member over 10 years ago

    This reminds me of the lead-in to Monty Python’s lumberjack song – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xToPCaNxaow

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    jimelek  over 10 years ago

    Must be a medieval barber!

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 10 years ago

    “I’m a Vegetarian. Murdering and eating animals is sick.”…It is normal behavior for animals. Everything is food, or not food. Things that are food are those which may be caught, killed and consumed. Those which are not food may not be caught, may not be killed or may not be consumed. Vegenism is chosen mental state in which the victim decides that they are above being what nature has made them.I wish you health and happiness, and if you aren’t going to eat that cow, I certainly will.

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    Caddy57  over 10 years ago

    I’ve been to barber shops (Style Shops) where the hair cuts were so bad they could pass for Butcher Shops……even worse when teenagers waiting in there for hair cuts see hat was “done” to your hair and ask for something like “THAT”.

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    Seiko  over 10 years ago

    An exercise in logic:

    A. For the first 300,000 years in history, before man became a farmer, his diet consisted mostly of meat, nuts and fruits. A hunter-gatherer. And the former contributed more calories than the latter.

    B. No longer true after he became a farmer a relatively short time ago, what 6,000 years ago?

    C. It takes longer than 6,000 years to evolve.

    Ergo D: The healthier diet is a lot like the old hunter/gatherer diet, not the farming diet of grains enamored of Vegans. By healthy I mean the diet which evolution has tuned homo sapiens metabolism to thrive on.

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    Varnes  over 10 years ago

    Seiko, points well stated….

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    JP Steve Premium Member over 10 years ago

    “Murdering and eating animals is sick.”

    At least we don’t harvest and eat just the genitalia of our prey and leave the rest to rot!

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    Hunter7  over 10 years ago

    Bob bobbed one too many customers. People were beginning to notice. Now they just pay not to notice and not to be bobbed.

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    liberalnlovinit  over 10 years ago

    He wanted to be…A Lumberjack!

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