Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 31, 2014

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    Varnes  over 10 years ago

    What are you doin’ here? You’re still alive? Wow,………………………………. Um, can you help me with my laces, cuz they seem to be…

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    Ida No  over 10 years ago

    Doc: “It’s ok, my hot glue gun still works fine.”

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    wrwallaceii  over 10 years ago

    My dad was a Dentist, now retired. He was seating an inlay for me and it popped out of the forceps and flew across the room to be lost… He said Hmmm… and proceeded to seat a temporary until he could get another gold one cast… When I asked him about it he said a Medical practitioner should never ever say Oooops in front of a patient or another doctor. (or I guess, judging from yesterday’s Non Sequitur, a lawyer).

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    finkd  over 10 years ago

    No, the last thing you will EVER hear is Ooops !

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    Superfrog  over 10 years ago

    Aw Geez. At Medical school, he tied for last place.

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    keenanthelibrarian  over 10 years ago

    Just have to use staples – oh, hang on, they do …

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    pelican47  over 10 years ago

    Doc doesn’t know how to tie shoes. Patient doesn’t know how to tie the johnny.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 10 years ago

    Bi-partisan cooperation to create real progress that does not deny the inevitable fall of the doctor, but rather manages it in an intelligent fashion.

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    AKHenderson Premium Member over 10 years ago

    Velcro!

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    2578275  over 10 years ago

    @wrwallaceiiMy dad was also a DDS. He was trying to extract one of my wisdom buds when I was 13 and was trying to figure out why it was so difficult. He took an X-ray and saw that he was tugging on the bone! He retired before the practice was crazy with insurance, Hep B, HIV and he didn’t need to wear gloves and face protection. And the malpractice premium on his insurance was only $50/yr. Anyway, one fear I didn’t have was going to the dentist/doctor.

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    gjsjr41  over 10 years ago

    if you hear an Oops, it probably will be the last thing you hear. lol

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    roctor  over 10 years ago

    Nurse! Close this up please.

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    ladykat  over 10 years ago

    Have you seen my Rolex and my other stethascope?

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    Wiley creator over 10 years ago

    “No Wiley, the last thing you want to hear is Ooops!”-—————————————————————————-

    That was Bill Cosby’s joke from about 45 years ago. Not about to steal that!

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    puddlesplatt  over 10 years ago

    The one I like is when the Doctor says, getting better! I hope not, your helping me send my daughter to college.

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    dabugger  over 10 years ago

    How to raise blood pressure.

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    dr_dolittle_rwc  over 10 years ago

    How about…. ‘Now where did I leave my….’

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    1MadHat Premium Member over 10 years ago

    The one thing I know I don’t want to hear when I’ve got general anesthesia….…. is anything at all.

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    Gokie5  over 10 years ago

    Or when I rushed to the eye doctor for him to rule out a detached retina, and he scoped my right eye and said, “HOLY COW!!”

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    YatInExile  over 10 years ago

    I went to my doctor for a rash on my back. He looked at it and said “Holy $#!+!” I said, “Uhh…you HAVE seen this before, haven’t you?”

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    Fenshaw  over 10 years ago

    You got that right. I heard that from my surgeon. Then he said, “Can you save it?”. In the recovery room, a nurse looked under the blanket and said, “Well, he doesn’t have one now, did he have one when he came in?” Such a laugh, surgery.

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    watmiwori  over 10 years ago

    @ George Tirebiter

    Better than hearing what the dentist is doing, feelingthat you can’t feel, and knowing what you’re goingto feel when the anaesthetic wears off.

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    Robert Stroud  over 10 years ago

    I was having some “routine” surgery in Guam and right before they took me in, my wife and I overheard the Navy doctor say to a nurse, “what else can go wrong today?” Well, two hours into a forty-five minute procedure we had learned the answer…

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    spaced man spliff  over 10 years ago

    Nice thing to read here, as I’m having cataract surgery next week.

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    Caddy57  over 10 years ago

    Last thing I would want to hear would be the Doctor , on the phone trying to explain to a former patient that setting off a metal detector is “normal” in his case! :P

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    watmiwori  over 10 years ago

    I can count mysef fortunate, then, that I never had ‘emin my head — only in abdomen after a hernia op. Notespecially painful, as I recall…. I don’t envy you!

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    westny77  over 10 years ago

    This don’t look good run for your life.

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    Varnes  over 10 years ago

    Wiley….“Ice cream, we’re gonna have ice cream…”

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    Varnes  over 10 years ago

    Best thing my dad ever did for me was to bring Bill Cosby albums home from the radio station he worked at….Smother’s Brothers, too…..Yeah, I got bent early…..

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    Noseconer  over 10 years ago

    Especially if you are under anesthesia.

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