Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for November 01, 2016
Transcript:
Eddie: Um...brag about what? Flo: Anything. Eddie: By anything you mean... Flo: Everything. Bragging is a sign of insecurity, and a real man is secure about himself, never feeling the need to brag. Eddie: Ok...but what about women? Flo: Real men don't try to change the subject. Joe: ...And lose graciously.
Adiraiju about 8 years ago
Real men know better than to listen to anyone talking about “real men”.
Can't Sleep about 8 years ago
Be honest. Nobody says the kind of things Trump bragged about doing, unless they’re a sex offender, or wishes they were.
(I read a comment by someone who said he hears that kind of talk every day on the job. He’s a corrections officer in a lock-up with sex offenders.)
Superfrog about 8 years ago
It’s good to have “bragging rights”. It’s wrong to use those rights. I’m not sure why. It just is.
snetzler about 8 years ago
You wouldn’t believe my humility. Truly great!
Lyons Group, Inc. about 8 years ago
Why the cat is sitting in the opposite direction on his shoulder?
thirdguy about 8 years ago
She is just trying to rig the whole system, I tell ya.
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 8 years ago
Anything you can do well will be noticed favorably when you actually DO it….
and if you’re not going to get a chance to do it in front of the person you’re trying to impress,
it’s NOT relevant.
It’s a real turn-off to have to listen to a list of things you can supposedly do well,
unless I asked about them…
It’s just talk.
Even worse to be dragged or manipulated into witnessing everything you think you’re good at.
Self deprecation and humility are far more appealing than boastfulness.
Discovering unmentioned talents in another person is quite impressive….
Much better than being disappointed by the performance of someone I think over-rated his/her own talents in advance.
dadoctah about 8 years ago
Real men know better than to engage when confronted by a poster put up by a woman that purports to explain “real men”.
Defective Premium Member about 8 years ago
During a job interview, for any decent position, it’s considered required to brag about something good about yourself. If you actually said “I don’t do anything good!”, why would they hire you?
Dr_Zinj about 8 years ago
It’s not bragging if it’s a statement of fact.
e.groves about 8 years ago
No brag, just fact.
Radish... about 8 years ago
I have a lot to be humble about.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] about 8 years ago
Humbleness is best when not spoken about.
Iceman47 about 8 years ago
Scripture teaches us that to boast about ones own deeds and accomplishments is frowned upon and that it is far better received if others notice and boast about your good deeds and actions.
Ermine Notyours about 8 years ago
“Oh Lord, it’s hard to be humble, when you’re perfect in every way…”
stairsteppublishing about 8 years ago
Cat sitting with back to the conversation – why? – smart enough to know not to get involved in that conversation!
Richard S Russell Premium Member about 8 years ago
Here in the Midwest, modesty and self-deprecation are considered virtues. People politely tolerate braggarts but thereafter try to avoid them.
fuzzbucket Premium Member about 8 years ago
Real women try to fit men into an idealized mold- but if you adapt to that, you lose your appeal.
dabugger about 8 years ago
They do not have to brag. Some don’t even pack a brag when they do what ever is done.
Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member about 8 years ago
The three American male tenets: 1) I’m good in bed. 2) I can drive anything. 3) I make the best chili. 4) (optional) I won the belt buckle at a rodeo.
ianjohnsoncartoonist Premium Member about 8 years ago
Better obey the rules in this cafe. You’ll live longer.
3pibgorn9 about 8 years ago
Hey, Wiley, what happened to the Daown Eastanah dialect?
3pibgorn9 about 8 years ago
Hey, Wiley, What’s happened to the Daown Eastehnah dialect? It’s been a-missin’ in those two Ol’ Timahs recently.
Squoop about 8 years ago
The question mark in his pipe is priceless.
Linguist about 8 years ago
We’ve all known braggards of one stripe or another.
But I honestly can’t recall a any man seriously boasting about his sexual prowess and proclivities – in a locker room, bar room, or board room.
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Real men don’t need to brag about their accomplishments – sexial or otherwise.
phoenixnyc about 8 years ago
He who speaks does not know. He who knows does not speak.
SeaFox10 about 8 years ago
Different “rules” for women! It’s a sign of their insecurity!
Jessica_D about 8 years ago
Panel one Paulie! Pipe punctuation!
kleanerz about 8 years ago
It’s my accomplishment and I’ll brag if I want to.
Great Wizard Nala about 8 years ago
I only have one fault – I’m to modest!!
Julie-21 about 8 years ago
I just woke up from a nap I took in February 2013. Has anything happened?
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member about 8 years ago
There is nothing wrong with blowing your own horn when what you are bracing about is super amazing cool.
Especially when what you did was so amazing that everyone everyone that knows what you have done agrees with you.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member about 8 years ago
:D
Timothy Madigan Premium Member about 8 years ago
isn’t what she’s doing the female version of ‘mansplaining’?
Radish... about 8 years ago
Trump’s friendship with Epstein has been largely untouched in the mainstream press, and those around Trump have been reluctant to provide details on the nature of the two billionaires’ relationship.
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Read more: http://dailycaller.com/2016/10/09/the-friendship-between-trump-and-a-billionaire-pedophile-that-nobody-wants-to-talk-about/#ixzz4Op1tRsW5