Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for January 07, 2017

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  almost 8 years ago

    He just has to work up a Faque listing all the questions asked and answered, Plus those he can think of.

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    Superfrog  almost 8 years ago

    Sounds reasonable.

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    Otto  almost 8 years ago

    “There are no coincidences.” – the Dalai Lama

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    mfrasca  almost 8 years ago

    “Specifically, why do some people have that random long one that curves like a tusk?”

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    Mostly Water Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    A nice thing about mustaches is that they help conceal the longer nose hairs – personal experience.

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    Old Asdirt  almost 8 years ago

    There were 3 of us but you don’t have handrails on your stairs.

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    Packratjohn Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    Oh wise one, why do I have an appendix?

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    nosirrom  almost 8 years ago

    I still say that you have nose hairs because if you had nose feathers you’d never stop laughing.

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    sandflea  almost 8 years ago

    But there is NO reason for the Man Bun.

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    hippogriff  almost 8 years ago

    packratjohn

    It is a bag to hold bad things until the immune system can deal with them. If too many to deal with, that’s appendicitis.

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    asianwoof  almost 8 years ago

    Orange nose hair too?

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    Seed_drill  almost 8 years ago

    Of course there’s a reason for nose hair. Ear hair, on the other hand, is just a cruel prank.

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    Sailor46 USN 65-95  almost 8 years ago

    But sometimes it’s nice to know what the Reason is, then after you find out, you are often sorry you asked!

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    Tawanda  almost 8 years ago

    hilarious

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    todyoung  almost 8 years ago

    Why ask “why?”? What sprouts from the top of the guru’s head? An oil gusher, methinks.

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