Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for September 14, 2019

Let That Be Your Last Battlefield.

“I see your true colors now!”

Now, if the arbitrator were a Wiley bear, the argument would be moot. And delicious.

I’ve always thought that marriage counseling must be a really horrible job to be stuck in. And that people who need that service ought to be able to just talk it out. But then I’ve been divorced without benefit of counseling … and am able to communicate (reasonably) well w/ my current spouse.

For the seal, they will both taste like chicken so go for it and bring peace back into the animal kingdom.

@Wiley Miller: What the Squawk is going on with the penguin colors?

Nothing’s ever just black and white.

Climate change will eliminate the ice thus solving the problem.

As long as arbitrators get paid arguments can go on for a looong time.

Think you mean the Aaar Aaar Aaarbitration Process (seal noises)

the one on the left says “why so negative?”

She pays her lawyer, you pay our lawyer, and we both pay the arbiter. Amazing how fast things get solved with the clock is ticking to the tune of $1000/hour. (that’s $16/minute for those of you that don’t have a calculator handy).

The one in power has it all backwards.

Dr. Seuss had a pretty good take on this way back in 1953, in Sneetches. And it still makes me laugh.

I’m on the sea lion’s side … as the song goes: “Caught In The Middle With You”

More like mediation than arbitration

Taz gotta agree with the seal.

Finally! The true predator of penguins appears with them in Antarctica! Not Polar Bears! LEOPARD SEALS!

I like the reverse coloring of the penguins. The sea lion likes both white and dark meat, fortunately there’ll be an abundance of both.

Wow, Wiley. Did you ever hit this nail on the head.

Opus vs anti-OpusIf they ever touch, the universe will implode.

The seal is the solution.The Great Seal of Hope.

If humans had decent, tough to kill predator, that had an unmanageable effect on human population our mediations would concern more significant subject than who has more.

In Corporate America, the arbitration rules are Simple:

The Corporation is Always Right.

That One Rule is the only one they think matters.

Penguin #1 “You look like you’re wearing a tuxedo”

Penguin #2 “How do you know I’m not?”

Arbitration allows a third party to determine your destiny.