Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 19, 2021

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    C  almost 3 years ago

    That punch line is uber something

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    cripplious  almost 3 years ago

    I hope the last comic of this is all Eddie’s stories turning out to be true

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    jvo  almost 3 years ago

    Only in a multi-verse would that be possible.

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    marilynnbyerly  almost 3 years ago

    So much set up for so little payoff.

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    in.amongst  almost 3 years ago

    Makes me wonder, how did just about all stand-up end up in the belly of the beast(s)?!?

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    Bilan  almost 3 years ago

    One time we were scuba diving and went through a tunnel in a coral reef. When I got out of the tunnel, I looked back to see if anybody else was behind me. There was a four-foot long grouper following me.

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    franki_g  almost 3 years ago

    Crab Cab is an upcoming competitor.

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    einarbt  almost 3 years ago

    After a short stint on social media Eddie’s stories sound realistic.

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    MS72  almost 3 years ago

    Here’s PASTIS!

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Okay, if Santa did not come up with that punch line for this joke someone has to take the blame. Happy holidays!

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    Chris  almost 3 years ago

    since no one believes you, I’m sure he’s secret is fine.

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    GreenT267  almost 3 years ago

    Next week we should learn how they made it out in time for Santa to complete his rounds. That should be a whale of a tale. Happy holidays!

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    carlzr  almost 3 years ago

    According to Merriam Webster dictionary, the name of Eddie’s boat means “consciousness that is pure passive receptiveness without understanding or intellectual organization of the materials presented.”

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    John Leonard Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    I wonder where that accent’s supposed to be from?

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    Masterskrain  almost 3 years ago

    And Eddie STILL make more sense then 99.9% of ANYTHING on FAUX Noise.

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    Ermine Notyours  almost 3 years ago

    Those animals can see, so they are eye deer(s).

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    mwksix  almost 3 years ago

    Could be Gary the Lyft Grouper…

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    dtdbiz  almost 3 years ago

    Anyone know the joke to Santa’s punchline? I couldn’t find anything on Google.

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    mindjob  almost 3 years ago

    Where is Eddie from with his adorable accent?

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    Calvins Brother  almost 3 years ago

    My lips are sealed.

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    JenSolo02  almost 3 years ago

    Not sure which line is my favorite… “again…” in panel 1, or “Gary the Uber Grouper?” In the last panel. Either way… made me laugh! Thanks, Wiley.

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    Display  almost 3 years ago

    Didn’t do Gregory Peck or Spencer Tracy much good in a couple of movies though.

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    mistercatworks  almost 3 years ago

    “300 elves walk into a bar … a low bar.”

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    Chris Sherlock  almost 3 years ago

    Had to have a second read of the strip before I got the joke. Pretty good!

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    UnklGene  almost 3 years ago

    Thanks, Wiley!

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    daking27  almost 3 years ago

    Did you notice the name of the boat? Anoesis. A medical definition of that calls it “consciousness that is pure passive receptiveness without understanding or intellectual organization of the materials presented.” There’s a message within a message here. https://www.merriam-webster.com/medical/anoesis

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    vanaals  almost 3 years ago

    So, correct me if I’m wrong. Gary sucked down Eddie so Santa would have someone on which to try out new material before putting it into his stand up act.

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