Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 24, 2024

Bribing people for likes – how that cheap crap phone on Amazon ended up with a 5 star review.

You’ve really got to have ultra-sensory perception – or understand what another person is thinking by osmosis …

After all, she has more than 1 million followers. Her “likes” require more than just a drink.

Cats are jerks, dogs are dopes; we love them anyway.

If you prefer dogs to cats you shouldn’t ever become a parent to a teenager.

Everyone knows, dogs are good company and cats are good eating.

Guy’s a real conversationalist. Using tablet while within 10’ of correspondent. And she isn’t any better.

sittin’ in a bar, staring at your phone. What a life?

Ah yes, dating in the digital age, so romantic……………………………………so idiotic.

Dogs drool, cats rule

As the internet has observed: Cats don’t idolize you the way dogs do, but they won’t lead the police to your drugs, either.

I love both, but I have cats right now.

Bringing your tablet to a bar is like locking yourself in a phone booth

I’m down to my last cat. When she’s gone I won’t get another. Had many animals in my life, but now I have to consider that a new cat would probably outlive me.

Pet peeves.

Thumbs up? Shouldn’t that be a Paw-Plus?

The bar of misanthropic desire…

As drawn, she looks far too intelligent to be a bar-kitten.

why do they call them “Great DANES” when they’re not from Denmark?

Maybe after a few more drinks.

I prefer cats because they’re bad tempered narcissists with OCD.

She’s out of his league anyhow.

Pretty cogent reply for people committed to communicating with thumbs.

How do you feel about unrequited love handles?

The pickens be pretty slim here. He looks out of her league

The stemware hanging in the back looks like a bunch of sleeping bats!!