Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for January 20, 2013

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    Linux0s  almost 12 years ago

    Now they know how many sheep it takes to fill the Albert Hall.

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    pouncingtiger  almost 12 years ago

    His heart is bleating

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    el8  almost 12 years ago

    He tried the muscle relaxing routine but ended up awake all night thinking about his toes.

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    PICTO  almost 12 years ago

    Line them up alphabetically according to height, count the number of feet and divide by four.

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    Darryl Heine  almost 12 years ago

    What’s OCD?

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    Stephen Gilberg  almost 12 years ago

    No shepherd tries to relax by counting sheep. They’re too afraid the total will be wrong.

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    cheetahqueen  almost 12 years ago

    Ahh…but what to sheep count when they can’t get to sleep?

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    Smiley Rmom  almost 12 years ago

    Not only does he have to count them all, he needs to do it at least twice – to make sure he gets the same total twice.

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    Eic  almost 12 years ago

    … and over and over again…

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