Pear: Did I keep you waiting long?
Better hope that’s a tan or he’ll be in pieces b4 they can make it out the door.
If she takes that long you might think about giving her the slip.
Such a pear should perk a banana up just like that!
Once, as a joke, I was the banana in scenario, and while I was waiting, I put on a skeleton Halloween costume. That was the end of that relationship.
He peels well, but she’s too thin-skinned.
If she had rushed up and down the stairs any faster, she would have been seeing spots.
Bananas turn brown from yellow?
He was green when he arrived…
He should have made like a banana – and split.
Clever gag … and even better comments.
too mushy for me
He was too ripe and she just got there. They’ll never be a pair. My man knows how to keep himself just perfectly ready even after I’ve arrived many times. He’s NEVER overripe and I know just how to thank him for all his efforts.
Hope I haven’t offended you or your lovely wife, Mark.
September 06, 2014
TiffWHO over 11 years ago
Better hope that’s a tan or he’ll be in pieces b4 they can make it out the door.
TiffWHO over 11 years ago
If she takes that long you might think about giving her the slip.
el8 over 11 years ago
Such a pear should perk a banana up just like that!
pouncingtiger over 11 years ago
Once, as a joke, I was the banana in scenario, and while I was waiting, I put on a skeleton Halloween costume. That was the end of that relationship.
orinoco womble over 11 years ago
He peels well, but she’s too thin-skinned.
Arianne over 11 years ago
If she had rushed up and down the stairs any faster, she would have been seeing spots.
Darryl Heine over 11 years ago
Bananas turn brown from yellow?
tahoeh2o over 11 years ago
He was green when he arrived…
Perkycat over 11 years ago
He should have made like a banana – and split.
rgcviper over 11 years ago
Clever gag … and even better comments.
xpurplezebra over 11 years ago
too mushy for me
vldazzle over 11 years ago
He was too ripe and she just got there. They’ll never be a pair. My man knows how to keep himself just perfectly ready even after I’ve arrived many times. He’s NEVER overripe and I know just how to thank him for all his efforts.
vldazzle over 11 years ago
Hope I haven’t offended you or your lovely wife, Mark.