Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for June 26, 2013

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    TiffWHO  over 11 years ago

    It ought to be 25 cents to drink it or have a hired brute and that’ll be 50 cents if you don’t want drink it.

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    Marv Walker  over 11 years ago

    Rename it “Wrinkle Wiper,” repackage it, price it sky-high, hire “Wrinkle Wranglers” and retire to Disneyland at 8. Let me know when you roll it out.

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    jack fairbanks  over 11 years ago

    the young mrs calabash has her dreams squashed. looks like she just got gourd…

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    Darryl Heine  over 11 years ago

    Zucciniade? VOMITROCIOUS!

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    Digital Frog  over 11 years ago

    She must be out of her gourd!

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    xpurplezebra  over 11 years ago

    Try fermenting it first, then call it Z-Tornadoaid

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    vldazzle  over 11 years ago

    Those darned juicers are making the rounds of popularity again – NOT FOR ME! As long as I have any kind of teeth I want food I can CHEW!

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    tegm  about 11 years ago

    hahahaha… reminds me of Larson’s Asparagus Truck with the slogan “I cuss, you cuss, we all cuss for asparagus”

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