Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for January 31, 2014

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    jemgirl81  almost 11 years ago

    LMAO!

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    Sorry, but I don’t want to hear anyone near me with a chain saw in his hands say “Oops.” For whatever reason.

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    Bob.  almost 11 years ago

    I dropped a running chain saw on my foot one day. Ruined the shoe but just got a sit of a toe nick before it stopped.

    Also got a finger caught in an electric hedge trimmer.

    Think I ought to give up landscaping.

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    xpurplezebra  almost 11 years ago

    He saw something bared this chain of events.

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    Coyoty Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    If the franchises had gone that long, do you think there would have been a crossover movie called “Freddy the 13th”?

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    Mike H  almost 11 years ago

    I can count to potato.

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    Theodore Benjamin Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    Maybe Jason should have said “SPOO,”

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