Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for February 11, 2015

Bare with me.

And she won’t even stay the whole winter! The first sunny day, she’s off like a shot! You don’t even hear her get up!

♫ Keep away from Runaround Snoozy ♫ Dancing Nana

When it comes to seduction, she caves easily.

Just another one-month stand!

And this is what happens when a bear walks into a bar (BTW, what’s with the animals in bars strips today? First “Bound and Gagged” has elephants, now bears in this one.)

Give her the candy hearts that say “Be My Honey Bun”

I can ‘barely’ stand these ‘grisly’ puns.

This is the rare promiscuous….Ho..diak grizzly bear…

That’s okay, I was just lookin’ for a short ‘nap’…