Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for July 11, 2015

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 9 years ago

    Is it heart surgery?

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    orinoco womble  over 9 years ago

    It’s a straw man problem anyway.

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    MeGoNow Premium Member over 9 years ago

    More like mulching.

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    kaystari Premium Member over 9 years ago

    I thought it was brain surgery….?

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  over 9 years ago

    He has courage to trust those minute clinic surgeons.

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    whisplicka Premium Member over 9 years ago

    with all that straw, could it be a stall or barn cleaning??

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    neverenoughgold  over 9 years ago

    If he is running for political office, he won’t use it anyway…

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    goweeder  over 9 years ago

    I think it would have been funnier if it had been a real man lying on his stomach.Still. it was funny.

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    Perkycat  over 9 years ago

    One of my favorite things to sing when I do something stupid (which is very rare, mind you) - “If I only had a brain”—-.

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 9 years ago

    “Stuff stuff here, stuff stuff there, and a couple of brand new straws…”

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    tsandl  over 9 years ago

    No, it’s bran surgery.

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