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neverenoughgoldWorse, I think Matlock drank buttermilk. I know Sam Rayburn’s bedtime snack was a shot of whiskey, a glass of buttermilk, and an onion sandwich.
I wonder what a doctor would say to a modern Harlem Globetrotter who can spin a basketball on his nose for seven seconds? He didn’t use his hands to keep it on his nose.
Linux0s over 9 years ago
I would probably avoid the carnival.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 9 years ago
And you’re cross-eyed.
Toonerific over 9 years ago
Fortunately it’s fat free.
jreckard over 9 years ago
Don’t worry, it’s nothing a slight lettuce deposit in my pocket can’t cure.
Ubintold over 9 years ago
I think the doc’s milking it.
Arianne over 9 years ago
The older kids used to call him a half-pint.
neverenoughgold over 9 years ago
Come to think of it, didn’t Sheriff Andy Taylor only drink milk? I know Matlock did…
hippogriff over 9 years ago
neverenoughgoldWorse, I think Matlock drank buttermilk. I know Sam Rayburn’s bedtime snack was a shot of whiskey, a glass of buttermilk, and an onion sandwich.
english.ann over 9 years ago
I wonder what a doctor would say to a modern Harlem Globetrotter who can spin a basketball on his nose for seven seconds? He didn’t use his hands to keep it on his nose.