Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for July 11, 2016

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    orinoco womble  over 8 years ago

    There are actually videos on Youtube of someone going “shhhh….shhhh”, in hour-long loops. Supposedly they are to help get your baby to sleep.

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    mikeyman  over 8 years ago

    The alarm should be of pages ripping.

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    Elizabeth C Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Mr. Parisi — this is so out of touch with current library practices. We librarians have spent the last two decades trying to counter this old stereotype.

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    shellys  over 8 years ago

    As a librarian, I’m getting really tired of this stereotype.

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    zeexenon  over 8 years ago

    What happened to the Quota System? We need more male librarians. My town had one, but he climbed above the glass ceiling.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  over 8 years ago

    The sound of flip-flop sandals…shhh!!

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    neverenoughgold  over 8 years ago

    Hush little baby, don’t say a wordMama’s gonna buy you a mockin’ birdAnd if that mockin’ bird won’t singMama’s gonna buy you a diamond ringAnd if that diamond ring is brassMama’s gonna buy you a lookin’ glassAnd if that lookin’ glass gets brokeMama’s gonna buy you a billy goatAnd if that billy goat won’t pullMama’s gonna buy you a cart and bullAnd if that cart and bull turn overMAma’s gonna buy you a dog named RoverAnd if that dog named Rover won’t barkMAma’s gonna buy you a horse and cartAnd if that horse and cart fall downYou’ll still be the sweetest little baby in town

    Sleep child, and when you doDream a dream to drift you through the nightthat lingers through the day…

    Anne Murray

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