Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for December 17, 2016

Where I grew up if you didn’t wear the same outfit as everyone else there was something wrong with you! I never did, my taste in clothes has always been eclectic, but if someone turned up in my same outfit I would simply applaud their good taste.

Ooh, I knew about this already.

I saw it in the paper.

Don we now the same apparel, Fa la la, la la la, la la la!

present arms !

Parting gifts?

I once made my own dress for a prom and another girl showed up in the exact same dress. We thought it was quite an amazing coincidence.

Good toon today.

I only count 666 words in this picture.

Nothing but theTruth

Wrapping in the Sunday funnies is low cost, festive, and all the little brats can see through it is the other side of the paper.

The family wondered why the contents of the packages were all wet and smelled like booze.

Realist… Sorry you didn’t like that pun.

Or maybe you didn’t get it?

Or… sigh… maybe nobody did.

Oh well, back to the drawing board.

I try hard, but they can’t all be gems, you know.

Oh, the humanity….