They’re having you for dinner.
Hmm, I wonder if “Rockwellian” is the turkey equivalent of “Hitchcockian”?
Let’s hope he’s dressed for the occasion.
And you will make their lives full-feel-ing.
And you won’t believe where they put the chicken and the duck!
he’ll be home for the holidays, but not necessarily at his home…
As the turkey’s fortune said when got weighed: “You will be surrounded by friends and cranberries.”
Every effing year we get these gallows humor jokes about turkeys for Thanksgiving. They get stale in no time!Notice we don’t get gallows humor chicken jokes for KFC all year round?
September 06, 2014
Superfrog about 7 years ago
They’re having you for dinner.
Arianne about 7 years ago
Hmm, I wonder if “Rockwellian” is the turkey equivalent of “Hitchcockian”?
PICTO about 7 years ago
Let’s hope he’s dressed for the occasion.
Perkycat about 7 years ago
And you will make their lives full-feel-ing.
Nuclear Nemesis about 7 years ago
And you won’t believe where they put the chicken and the duck!
gopher gofer about 7 years ago
he’ll be home for the holidays, but not necessarily at his home…
Ed Brault Premium Member about 7 years ago
As the turkey’s fortune said when got weighed: “You will be surrounded by friends and cranberries.”
WDD about 7 years ago
Every effing year we get these gallows humor jokes about turkeys for Thanksgiving. They get stale in no time!Notice we don’t get gallows humor chicken jokes for KFC all year round?