Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for March 27, 2019

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 5 years ago

    You should go with that feeling.

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    enigmamz  over 5 years ago

    Nah, he’s just hungover.

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    Arianne  over 5 years ago

    Not even half cocked.

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    Skeptical Meg  over 5 years ago

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    MeGoNow Premium Member over 5 years ago

    The sad reality of display dysfunction.

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    rekam Premium Member over 5 years ago

    She needs to shop elsewhere.

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    PassinThru  over 5 years ago

    Peacock pattern baldness…

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    Nuliajuk  over 5 years ago

    He needs that little peacock blue pill.

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    WCraft Premium Member over 5 years ago

    He only gave it a 3.

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    zeexenon  over 5 years ago

    Leonard: Nothing flamed out. We don’t have to have sex every night, you know.Howard: You don’t have to, but it’s highly recommended.Raj: Yeah, take advantage of that window of opportunity before it slams shut on your little dinky.

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    Babs Maloney Premium Member over 5 years ago

    What makes you think that, dear?

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    cuzinron47  over 5 years ago

    Well, if you’d stop yanking my tail feathers!

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Mark Parisi, you amaze me daily.

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    donwalter  over 5 years ago

    No feather bed here…

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    FrostbiteFalls  over 2 years ago

    Peahens aren’t blue, but a nondescript brown.

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