Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for March 29, 2019

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    M2MM  over 5 years ago

    LOL . Groan!

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    rekam Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Ignore him, Mark. I think it’s clever.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 5 years ago

    He’s supposed to hunt for his own…

    but there’s a Cheetah in every crowd, I guess.

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    Stevefk  over 5 years ago

    Don’t monkey around too much with this ape, I hear it still has a few bugs in it!

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Didn’t they close down the Vine app?

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    DanFlak  over 5 years ago

    As they told us in survival school when it came to food: if a monkey or ape can eat it, you can.

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    Bill The Nuke  over 5 years ago

    Order from this grubhub and you might get real grubs (as in larva).

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    Crossfire905 Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Tarzan: Lord Of The Apps

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    waltermgm  over 5 years ago

    If they delivered Bordeaux it would be ‘wine on vines’.

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    WCraft Premium Member over 5 years ago

    I see what Parisi did there…

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    The Reader Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Where do you get the Tarzan App?

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    Phydeux  over 5 years ago

    It has a-peel

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    zeexenon  over 5 years ago

    M.P. scraping the bottom of the Ideas barrel.

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    cuzinron47  over 5 years ago

    He’s got quite a network.

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