Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for May 15, 2020

I hate when that happens

Ouch! Twofer… neck and leg cramp.

That’s exactly what it feels like too!

“I should have never given her the Kama Sutra.”

Washed my neck this morning and I can’t do a thing with it.

What the shell?

I thought this only happened with t-shirts.

“Nah, woke up early and got dressed in the dark.”

I did that once, I fell out the window.

I’ll walk it off…where are you…

Then I got to thinking about all those things you said…..

No, I’m trying a new yoga pose.

He puts his shell on one leg at a time.

I feel like this right now… woke up with a crick in my neck a few days ago and just can’t seem to get rid of it.

I wonder if he can see a chiropractor?