Off the Mark

Off the Mark

By Mark Parisi

Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for August 07, 2020

20 Comments

Comment Policy Hide All Comments
  1. Missing large
    TStyle78  over 4 years ago

    Nice!

     •  Reply
    5
    Reply
  2. Airhornmissc
    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 4 years ago

    At a certain age, Mr. Sun has it exactly right.

     •  Reply
    Reply
  3. Ytinav
    jreckard  over 4 years ago

    The mind reels with what Parisi would do with Sun Pun!

     •  Reply
    4
    3 replies
  4. Gentbear3b1a
    Gent  over 4 years ago

    SPF is useless against this sort of sun burn!

     •  Reply
    5
    Reply
  5. Missing large
    jpayne4040  over 4 years ago

    Ouch! This burn is fire!

     •  Reply
    1
    Reply
  6. Wallpapers jonny quest 1024x768
    J Quest  over 4 years ago

    Someone Peels Fast…

     •  Reply
    2
    Reply
  7. Snoopy
    Darryl Heine  over 4 years ago

    He didn’t know the beaches were closed due to COVID-19…

     •  Reply
    1 reply
  8. Photo 1501706362039 c06b2d715385
    Zebrastripes  over 4 years ago

    SPF? Sarcastic, Pain in the F—king….

     •  Reply
    Reply
  9. Missing large
    dflak  over 4 years ago

    I don’t think of it as sunscreen; I think of it as basting.

     •  Reply
    1
    Reply
  10. Mightymouse
    Longplay Premium Member over 4 years ago

    The sun’s bad enough with it’s UV, now it has to heckle too!

     •  Reply
    Reply
  11. Spinkitty avatar
    NoLongerWandering  over 4 years ago

    So you’re going to get burned whether you wear the blocker cream or not!

     •  Reply
    Reply
  12. Irish 1
    Zen-of-Zinfandel  over 4 years ago

    Half red lobster, half albino.

     •  Reply
    Reply
  13. Olive oyl phooey
    Sir Ruddy Blighter  over 4 years ago

    “Um, Mom…? The Sun just told me that you’re so fat, when you jump up in the air, you get stuck…”

     •  Reply
    Reply
  14. Snoopy woodstock hug
    Gretchen's Mom  over 4 years ago

    If there’s one thing that being a really huge fan of “That ’70s Show” has taught me over the years, it’s how to appreciate a super-good burn when I hear one! :-D

     •  Reply
    Reply
  15. Mountain lynx
    Shikamoo Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Sun Projection Factor.

     •  Reply
    Reply
  16. 7fe78f4a d91d 422f 8cb4 1ade91c3142d
    stevenxfiles  about 3 years ago

    Trolled by el sol!

     •  Reply
    Reply
Sign in to comment

More From Off the Mark
An Off the Mark Anniversary: 30 Cartoons in 30 Years (plus a couple extra)

An Off the Mark Anniversary: 30 Cartoons in 30 Years (plus a couple extra)

LINK
2014 Reuben Award Winner: Greeting Cards

2014 Reuben Award Winner: Greeting Cards

LINK
Visit the Off the Mark official store!

Visit the Off the Mark official store!

LINK
Mark Parisi (Off the Mark)

Mark Parisi (Off the Mark)

GoComics

September 06, 2014