Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for September 20, 2020

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    Imagine  about 4 years ago

    I started calling them by their last names only: Day.

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    GerardEngelage  about 4 years ago

    Fry-day won’t live long.

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    RobinHood  about 4 years ago

    I don’t care if Monday’s blue

    Tuesday’s grey and Wednesday too

    Thursday, I don’t care about you

    It’s Friday, I’m in love

    Monday you can fall apart

    Tuesday, Wednesday break my heart

    Oh, Thursday doesn’t even start

    It’s Friday, I’m in love

    Saturday, wait

    And Sunday always comes too late

    But Friday, never hesitate

    The Cure

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    jreckard  about 4 years ago

    Aquari … ummm.

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    whahoppened  about 4 years ago

    My clue is no mail on Sundays. But then sometimes there’s no mail on other days and that makes my TV programs fall on the wrong nights!

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    Charliegirl Premium Member about 4 years ago

    I find myself checking my phone or computer much more frequently these days to figure out what day it is.

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    jpayne4040  about 4 years ago

    LOL! Makes me glad I don’t work from home!

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    otforever  about 4 years ago

    Yesterday, today, but someday…

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    Larry Miller Premium Member about 4 years ago

    As a retired guy, I can sympathize – but it was easy to realize what day this is because many of the comics here are formatted differently from other days.

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    taterhead15 Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Doesn’t beat being retired! Now I’m my own boss. Problem is, my boss is working me to death!

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    mistercatworks  about 4 years ago

    Well…Sunday you can go fishing.

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    Bobbo76  about 4 years ago

    just like when you are retired.

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