Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for March 25, 2021

Big Comedy would mever allow that.

Could work.

That would mean bananas would have no appeal…

Banana peels. Exhibit A in my argument that all humor is based on someone’s misfortune.

Oh, OK…at first, I was thinking along the lines that, since his arm was in a sling, it was too difficult for him to peel one. Then I noticed the head bandage. Then I made the connection.

That was his thing. He just slid into it…

Jokes on him.

Good thing he didn’t have both feet on the banana peel.

Last thing we’d want is to eat a natural food that has been altered

Remove nature’s packaging ?

Josh couldn’t stand being second banana.

Slip on a banana peel, and blame the peel. Ain’t that just like a [insert political party you hate]?

err, what happened to him?

Next he’s going to work on an egg with no shell.

They lost their apeel for him.

Has anyone ever actually accidentally slipped on a banana peel?

Then what protects the banana from dirty kid’s hands?

Gather ye ‘nanas while ye may. The variety we know is going extinct due to disease. The replacement will not taste the same as what we’re used to. Just as ours aren’t the same as the ones they have replaced. You could look it up.

No, no…., just make edible peels!

What? No more ba-na-naaaaah, mon jokes either?

Too bad he didn’t invent the peel remover instead.

Doesn’t he know that slipping on a peeled banana is worse?

They already have no bones; it’s just another small fix.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ae7h2p1pY5Q

Very timely, just read in today’s paper that a bacon substitute can be made out of banana peels. Trying to get over that one—OK.. i’m not a vegetarian yet.

But he failed because he had no skin in the game.

E-lectri-cal banana, gonna be the very next phase——they call me mellow yellow—

Of course, he never succeeded in his quest, because as it turned out, he just had terrible eyesight, and he never got glasses.

Wish granted. The bananas are dying.