On A Claire Day by Carla Ventresca and Henry Beckett for November 24, 2020

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    A Common 'tator  about 4 years ago

    I’ve yet to meet a Customs Official with a sense of humour…

    Our little airport had only two flights a day… I used to go through every fortnight, for almost two years… Everyone, including the Airport Manager and the baggage-handlers, knew me, but the Customs Officer wouldn’t even crack a smile of recognition… If I’d tried a comment like our Claire, I’m sure I’d have been dragged off for a full strip search…

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    rshive  about 4 years ago

    On one of my infrequent trips to Canada, The Canadian border agent asked me if I’d bought anything. I told him two bottles of wine. He seemed disappointed. “That’s all?”

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    John Reiher Premium Member about 4 years ago

    These days that comment would get you a visit to the special room and the Homeland Security officer with the latex glove that goes up the elbow…

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