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I remember when we thought if we ate a seed something would grow in our bellies. So we were very careful. I wonder why adults have to tease kids like that, does it really make them feel so good to tell them lies and scare them?
My Mom used to make homemade Chef Boy-Ar-Dee pizza and I wouldn’t touch it! I didn’t think I’d like pizza. As I got older and tried it, I saw how dumb I’d been! But, I made up for it later. I could eat pizza everyday now! LOL
I wish someone would have told me that! It would keep me off pizza. When I was in first or second grade, our teacher told us that if we swallowed gum it would stay in our tummies and never go away. All of the gum would stick together until it filled up our whole stomachs. To this day, I still can’t swallow gum.
Apple seeds=cyanide, Pepperoni (except for the ONE uncured one I found) has nitrates which can cause all kinds of health issues. When I am done with my year as a vegan I will just use mushrooms with the spicyness of pepperoni added (and lowfat cheeses, except a little Reggiano).
Kvasir42 Premium Member over 11 years ago
A pizza tree in your stomach would be a bad thing, how?
rpmurray over 11 years ago
Notice that he didn’t tell her there’s no such thing as a pizza tree. They grow in bushes.
Nighthawks Premium Member over 11 years ago
there you go. MAKE her eat processed meat. Just because YOU choose to eat that junk, doesn’t mean your daughter has to
coffeeturtle over 11 years ago
Never ending power source!
alondra over 11 years ago
I remember when we thought if we ate a seed something would grow in our bellies. So we were very careful. I wonder why adults have to tease kids like that, does it really make them feel so good to tell them lies and scare them?
Saturday's Child over 11 years ago
My Mom used to make homemade Chef Boy-Ar-Dee pizza and I wouldn’t touch it! I didn’t think I’d like pizza. As I got older and tried it, I saw how dumb I’d been! But, I made up for it later. I could eat pizza everyday now! LOL
mrsdonaldson over 11 years ago
I wish someone would have told me that! It would keep me off pizza. When I was in first or second grade, our teacher told us that if we swallowed gum it would stay in our tummies and never go away. All of the gum would stick together until it filled up our whole stomachs. To this day, I still can’t swallow gum.
Piksea Premium Member over 11 years ago
If only. I’d be planting pepperoni all over my yard, just waiting for the great pizza harvest to ensue!!
vldazzle over 11 years ago
Apple seeds=cyanide, Pepperoni (except for the ONE uncured one I found) has nitrates which can cause all kinds of health issues. When I am done with my year as a vegan I will just use mushrooms with the spicyness of pepperoni added (and lowfat cheeses, except a little Reggiano).
Stephen Gilberg over 11 years ago
Ruthie, what makes you think your dad either doesn’t know better or is lying to you?