One Big Happy by Rick Detorie for September 03, 2015

There’s an old saying that you probably remember, Grandpa. “Little pitchers have big ears”…

Blues records? Sounds more like every episode of the Jerry Springer show!

You’d rather she be repeating rap lyrics?

Rick, you rock! This is hilarious and surreal, with a nice punch ending! … Reminds me of the surreality of Addams’ single panel cartoons when he was published in the New Yorker. Keep it up! (Sweet, and dark, makes great chocolate!)

Oh yeah. I can STILL sing along to the songs I heard when I was a kid!

I’ve forgotten most of those songs.

Bob Dylan once sung The Times They Are A Changin’Well there’s one sign that hasn’t changed at all. Find out in today’s OBH at Creators.com

I searched the world over, and thought I’d found true love;

You met another, and Pfffffft! you was gone!

The songs I remember best from my childhood:

“Winston tastes good like a cigarette should”.

“You can take Salem out of the country, but you can’t take the country out of Salem.”

“There’s just one Schlitz. Nothin’ else comes near.When you’re out of Schlitz, you’re out of beer!”

Now, how many of you were singing along?

“Let me tell you the story of a man named Jed . . .”“Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale . . .”