One Big Happy by Rick Detorie for July 21, 2023

Ruthie sounds like Jean Louise Finch “Sport” in To Kill a Mockingbird.

Or if he’s really cheap, he gets it at the dollar store…

Unlikely that is actually a chameleon; probably an Anole.

Aren’t all stores pretty much ‘retail’ stores?

Chameleons don’t lose their tails. https://www.britannica.com/animal/chameleon-reptile

Dad joke fodder

Makes sense to me!

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