Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for July 17, 2011

satisfaciton not guaranteed, no off switch, and will cost you 250000 dollars. with all those cons, does that mean that the rich can have kids and the poor should not procreate?

I don’t know there is a handy off switch my parents used, but you can’t use it on kids today… It’s called a spanking!

Yeah, more like a nap, diaper change, food, or (in rare cases) check-up (could be an ear infection). And you can be sure neither I nor my six younger siblings cost my truly wonderful parents or anyone else $250,000 – we worked for the things we wanted. Kids shouldn’t be raised thinking their parents or the state owes them life on a silver platter.

Now that the Republicratitarians have shrunk government enough to fit in uterus, we are there.

There was a time when people needed a marriage license to live together, but that had little to do with parenting skills.

Come one come all the realistic baby satisfaction not guaranteed