Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for November 27, 2012

pretty expensive flotation device…

conservatives don’t believe in climate change. because god says so. but, they believe in santa claus???

iwant an ifloat…

It was the night before Christmas,And up at the North Pole,Everybody’s going crazy;Everything’s out of control.

The toy shop is on fire,The toys melting on the shelves,And you can hear Mrs. Claus scream,“I warned you never trust those elves!”

Unless something drastic happens fast,Say hello to the ghost of Christmas past.Because, Rudolph’s puking boughs of holly!Old Saint Nick ain’t all that jolly.And the sleigh’s in the shop.‘Cause it’s broken down,But Christmas won’t stop’Cause Santa Claus is thumbing to townSanta Claus is thumbing to town

Pf course iPads float. Where do you think you get islands from?

Conservatives don’t believe because the record for predictions is spotty — and because many climate “authorities” have shady practices. Ever heard of that email scandal?

So Apple saves yet another unpaid, out of country work force. Go consumerism!

When are the critters going to panic over the impending demise of Twinkies?