Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for April 20, 2017

Just don’t ask Frank Darabont. If you don’t know who he is, use Google, for goodness sake.

Twilight Zone …….

“‘Stands to reason.’ Stupid expression. ‘Stands to reason.’ Why doesn’t it ‘lie down’ to reason? Much easier to reason lying down.”

How come there are no baby zombies? Aren’t all babies cute?

Hammy’s a zombie?

If zombies had fur, they’d probably have mange.

Hammy looks so proud of himself.

Well, technically those zombie dogs in Resident Evil 1 (the movie, not the game) had fur. Ok, it was in shreads and most of it was gone, but still…If your first thought at seeing them was “oh, how cute” you should get your eyes checked.

ZOMBIE KITTENS!!!!!!!!!