Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for December 04, 2018

This is turning kinda’ kinky!

RJ may need the catalog from Fredricks of Hollywood.

Hammy can fix this !

Very odd definition of everything. Must have been speaking to my spouse.

Get him some new friends for Xmas.

Get him a Christmas cow.

Fishnets!

Just plain weird.

Verne is a turtle with many secrets.

Time to change the subject…..quick!

“What’s going on?”

“R.J.”

“Oh. right…”

What happens in the shell, stays in the shell

Stockings, eh? We all KNOW they’re gonna give Verne pantyhose.

Getting dangerously close to offending someone somewhere….

“…tuned in to my intimate self…” Well, that leaves out a lot of best friends, spouses, children and fathers. Maybe a few mothers but, really Verne, you’re limiting your gift-receipt possibilities. And ya gotta think about this, Verne: What kind of gifts does your intimate self warrant? Really? How ‘bout, just something they saw and thought you’d like?

Hey! Joe Namath wore nylon stockings, they said. “To keep warm on the gridiron…” he said.

Don’t you be talking trash about Broadway Joe.

Christmas Speedo.

Wrong brain! It was Sammy the savvy cuckoolander.