Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for July 27, 2021

Hammy, it’s when you sit on a copy machine and make copies of your butt.

Hammy just Google it !

You have opened the can, Verne. Now you have to gather all the worms and try to put them back. Good luck with that.

A young girl once went to her dad, who was working in the yard, and asked “Daddy, what is sex?” The man was surprised by hearing this question from one so young, but he figured if she was old enough to ask, she was old enough to know. After he had finished explaining how babies were made, the man noticed that his daughter had a confused and alarmed expression on her face, and asked “Why did you ask?” His daughter replied “Well… uh… mommy said… um… that… er… dinner will be ready in a couple of secs.”

I shudder at the thought of a whole litter of little Hammys running around.

Shouldn’t we do something about the animal population?

Oh boy… here we go…

Well, Hammy. When a mommy squirrel and a…….

NO! NO! NO! I don’t wanna grow up!

Nice nod to Dr. Oppenheimer.

It’s magic. You produce something for people to see. Then by slight of hand you make it disappear. Then to their amazement you reproduce it.

Uh-oh.

Well Hammy, it’s a recycling program for all of the unsold fruits and veggies at the grocery store…

Didn’t Verne once try to give a lecture to everyone else about how humans reproduce? I believe this was back in mid-to-late 2002.

Squirrels are not innocent.