Pat Oliphant for April 18, 2005

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Judge: You religous folks have been arrested for illegal gambling. If you deny the charge I'll take your pious word for it. Knowing you would never lie. Reverend DeLay, tell me honestly - were you gambling? Tom DeLay: (Prays: God forgive me for the lie I am about to tell.) No, sir. I was not. Judge: Reverend Ralph Reed, tell me truthfully - were you gambling? Ralph Reed: (Prays: God forgive me for the lie I am about to tell.) No, sir. I was not. Judge: ...And you, Rabbi Abramoff, tell me honestly - were you gambling? Jack Abramoff: With whom? Punk: Thank you for not lying.