“Slanders, sir. For the satirical rogue says here that old men have gray beards, that their faces are wrinkled, their eyes purging thick amber and plum-tree gum, and that they have a plentiful lack of wit, together with most weak hams—all which, sir, though I most powerfully and potently believe, yet I hold it not honesty to have it thus set down; for yourself, sir, should be old as I am, if like a crab you could go backward.”
Templo S.U.D. about 3 years ago
much to Snoopy’s chagrin anyway
wjones about 3 years ago
Be careful CB, dogs are very smart.
Jesy Bertz Premium Member about 3 years ago
Charlie Brown, be reasonable.
iggyman about 3 years ago
When you awake tomorrow and your shoes are chewed up don’t be surprised !
Troglodyte about 3 years ago
Snoopy needs to take a ride in his Sopwith Camel and cool off!
Major Matt Mason Premium Member about 3 years ago
And when you find your backyard ruined, Chuck, you’ll know why.
fritzoid Premium Member about 3 years ago
“What is the matter that you read?”
“Slanders, sir. For the satirical rogue says here that old men have gray beards, that their faces are wrinkled, their eyes purging thick amber and plum-tree gum, and that they have a plentiful lack of wit, together with most weak hams—all which, sir, though I most powerfully and potently believe, yet I hold it not honesty to have it thus set down; for yourself, sir, should be old as I am, if like a crab you could go backward.”
knight1192a about 3 years ago
They’ll find out years later that’s as lie.