Peanuts by Charles Schulz for May 02, 1959

Transcript:

Charlie Brown walks along reading the paper. He reads, "..And then went on to win by the overwhelming score of six hundred to nothing"<br> <br> He grimaces and continues, "With superb pitching and powerful hitting, they completely dominated their hapless opposition."<br> <br> He looks at the reader and says, "'Hapless Opposition'...*sigh* The sports page is the cruelest page in the paper.."<br> <br> He drops the paper and leans his head against a tree.<br> <br>