Peanuts by Charles Schulz for September 24, 1974

Transcript:

Lucy jumps rope. Linus stands next to her and holds a piece of paper. He says, "As official statistician, I have a few figures to report . . ."<BR><BR> Lucy stops jumping rope. Linus says, "During this past season, while you were in right field, ninety eight fly balls bounced over your head . . ."<BR><BR> Linus continues, "Seventy-six ground balls rolled through your legs and you dropped two hundred fly balls . . . Your fielding average for the season was .000."<BR><BR> Lucy walks away and says, "The sun was in my eyes!"<BR><BR>