Peanuts by Charles Schulz for June 25, 1978

Transcript:

Snoopy is jogging along. His right foot says,"Over hill and over dale." His left foot says,"Poor Dale!" Snoopy jogs through a stream.<BR><BR> His heart says,"Okay, boys, this is your old friend, the heart. speaking." The heart continues,"I'm glad to see we're all out in full force today."<BR><BR> His heart says,"Just don't forget me, boys." It continues,"Like I've said before, if I go, we all go!"<BR><BR> His right foot says,"Why doesn't he shut up? It's bad enough being a foot without having to listen to him all the time!" His ears say,"How'd you like being an ear? We have to listen to everything."<BR><BR> His heart says,'Yes sir, boys, it's a stout heart that counts." His feet say,"Why don't we just tell him to drop dead?"<BR><BR> His leg says,"Quiet! Are you out of your mind? I'm only a leg, but I still like living!" The leg continues,"You know who's fault it is that we're out here? It's that stupid fat stomach!"<BR><BR> His stomach replies,"Leave me out of it, boys...I'm only along for the ride!" His right foot asks,"I wonder if I could transfer out of this outfit..." His left foot replies,"Shut up, and keep running."<BR><BR>