Peanuts by Charles Schulz for February 08, 1981

Transcript:

Snoopy lies on his back atop his doghouse and thinks, "When my stomach talks, I listen..." His stomach says, "Hi, there!" He jumps down from atop the doghouse.<BR><BR> He kicks on the door with his foot. Charlie Brown comes out onto the doorstep and asks Snoopy, "Yes, sir, may I help you? Dinner? Do you have a reservation?"<BR><BR> He looks at a sheet of paper in his hands and says, "I'm sorry...I see your name has been scratched out...yes...apparently you didn't reconfirm your reservation...."<BR><BR> He turns to Snoopy and says, "We insist that our patrons reconfirm their reservations at least forty-eight hours in advance..." He slams the door and Snoopy jumps.<BR><BR> Snoopy rolls his eyes as Charlie Brown comes back out laughing. The latter says, "Boy, did I fool you that time!"<BR><BR> A dizzy Snoopy listens as Charlie Brown goes back inside the house and says from inside, "You should have seen the look on your face! Boy, oh, boy!"<BR><BR> Snoopy sits on the step and thinks, "Maybe, I could move North, and live in an eskimo village..."<BR><BR>