Peanuts by Charles Schulz for January 03, 1997

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A boy wearing a visor and glasses approaches Charlie Brown and says, "Hey, kid . . Do you want a job?" Charlie Brown replies, "A what?"<BR><BR> The boy says, "C'mon, I'll show you . . My hand is killing me from all that autographing." Charlie Brown says, "You mean . ."<BR><BR> The boy points to a pile of baseballs and says, "Sure! I have to autograph all this stuff, see? Are you a good speller?"<BR><BR> The boy says, "Yesterday, somebody wanted a 'Joe Shlabotnik' or something . . Give me a break!" Charlie Brown says, "I can spell Shlabotnik."<BR><BR>