Peanuts by Charles Schulz for April 23, 2000

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Patty: We're the home team, Chuck, so you guys bat first, and we'll take the field... Charlie: Okay, Snoopy, you're our lead-off batter... let's start things off big... But look out for Peppermint Patty... she's a good pitcher! Patty: Here we go! The first pitch of the season! I love baseball! *BONK* Charlie: What kind of game are you playing?! You beaned my best player! Patty: I didn't do it on purpose, Chuck... he was crowding the plate... i was just trying to brush him back! Charlie: Forget it! I'm taking my team home! Patty: You can't forfeit the game, Chuck! IF YOU GO HOME, YOU LOSE! DON'T FORFEIT THE GAME,CHUCK! I'm disgraced! Winning A game from Chuck's team by forfeit is the most degrading thing that can happen to a manager! Marcie: Maybe you could forfeit the forfeit, sir... Patty: Stop calling me "sir"!