Peanuts by Charles Schulz for September 29, 2002

Transcript:

Snoopy: What a great title! Toodle-oo, Caribou! A Tale of the Frozen North. One morning, Joe Eskimo went out to his barn to milk his polar cow. As he walked through the barn, tiny polar mice scampered across the frozen floor. Linus: Hmm... I hate to tell you this, but there isn't such a thing as a polar cow.. Snoopy: There isn't? Okay, scratch the polar cow... Linus: There aren't such things as polar mice, either... Snoopy: There aren't? Okay, scratch the polar mice... sigh... Some of my best novels never get off the ground..