Peanuts by Charles Schulz for May 22, 2013

Kicking dirt on the umpire’s shoes is a good way for the team to no longer have a manager.

How can someone play baseball in a dress? Lol

You can begin with her, Charlie.

I don’t know why he subjects himself to this humiliation year after year. But I guess he wouldn’t be Charlie Brown if he didn’t.

Do you think you can do a better job Lucy?!? You wouldn’t last a few seconds before you are either fired or kicked off the team by the owner!!! The one thing I despise is someone else with much less experience how to do my job when they don’t know what the %@#& they are talking about!!!! I always prove them wrong and they end up making a complete fool of themselves!!!

I read of one umpire who managed to eject Earl Weaver 3 days in a row. The third time was before the game even started.

I had forgotten that Earl Weaver did that. I just remember Billy Martin doing it.

They have an umpire?

I remember Earl Weaver and Billy Martin doing it, but Weaver wasn’t a manager before 1968, and Martin before 1969.So who do you think Sparky had in mind when he drew this in 1966? Alston?? (doesn’t seem right to me)

WHY YO STOMACH ALWAYS HURT’N.

And you’re a useless Centre-Fielder, Lucy.

Remember yesterday?

Poor ol’ Charlie Brown.

xxx

@jeffh &mpeters. Those Earl weaver stories remind me of stories my husbands dad and uncle used to tell. They were on the cardinals Gas House Gang.

l: So who’s the coach?

This IS Peanuts, remember?