Peanuts by Charles Schulz for May 08, 2015

Such drama in the outfield.

Sounds like so many people who declare their innocent even after being told exactly what they did their not innocent of.

Lucy may be a psychopath…

Is this where Sally got the idea to call Lucy’s brother her “sweet babboo?”

Sweet? Innocent? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Such bs in the outfield.

Where is Snoopy’s boot when you need it?

If Glen Close hadn’t been available for Fatal Attraction, Lucy could have fit the bill.

In addition to Lucy sexually harassing Schroeder, her younger brother, Rerun, would get suspended from kindergarten for harassing the Little Pigtailed Girl many years later. That’s two out of three van Pelt children.

Instead of center fielder, Lucy should be playing left out!

Yeah, with dissension on the team, they might start losing their games…….wait a minute!

C’mon guys, Lucy’s not bad—she’s just drawn that way!

Sure, and I’m the Queen of England.

Yeah. Sure you are, Lucy.

xxx

You just keep telling yourself that, Lucy.

Good diplomacy from Charlie…

…now if he can just get that strikeout.

@Snoopy_FanThanks for your comment. I was pleased to hear you were offered an assistant manager position in that sports shop even though you didn’t want it. I’m especially glad to hear that you got your dream job as a teacher. It was a pleasure to read your success story. Hopefully I’ll have a success story of my own to tell in a few years time. I’m not holding my breath though. I have experience in retail. A stationary shop where I worked in 2010 and a charity shop last October. They weren’t real jobs by the way. You’ll remember that I was dismissed from working at the charity shop. I didn’t really care much as I didn’t really enjoy it. It still drained my confidence though.-I have some more ‘fantastic’ news for you. That Medical Receptionist apprenticeship I applied for was withdrawn on 1st May. I’m actually a tiny bit relieved that it wasn’t anything to do with me this time. Never mind, I have no choice but to try again.-I hope I get something real soon. I’ve learned not to get my hopes up anymore or think positive. I know a lot of people say that you should think positive but I disagree. I’ve done that too many times and it didn’t get me anywhere. You probably think that sounds stupid.-Regarding my blood donor badge, I got a response on Tuesday saying that they are sending me a replacement but you’ll never guess what. My old one turned up! It was actually right next to me on the floor where my computer is and I didn’t even see it! I thought I had lost it in town. I knew that would happen. I’m really happy to have found my badge though. It was my Dad who found it. My replacement badge came today. So now I have 2 badges. I posted a pic of the replacement badge on Andy Capp if you wish to check it out.-I thought that’s why you couldn’t reply. It must be rotten having to stay late on Fridays. Thankfully it’s not every Friday though! -Do you still listen to the voice recordings I sent you? I listen to yours every now and again. They are wonderful.-I hope your weekend is fantastic. I’ll be thinking about you!

xxx

Lucy is creating a hostile playing environment!

Yeah. She (Lucy) is sweet and innocent on the outside; but crabby as all get-out on the inside!

Oh, good grief.

Who are you trying to fool Lucy?