Peanuts by Charles Schulz for August 03, 2020

Sounds like the husband won’t be going on his business trips for a while.

It was a dark and stormy night. Suddenly, a shot rang out! KLONG! :-)

Men are error prone; he should have bought her a beagle, the finest, most exquisite specie in the world

Ouch! That must’ve left quite a mark. Or maybe his face fell off?

She didn’t waffle around!

Oh, the Irony!

When she was arrested, the local newspaper critic panned her!

Now selling waffled face for half off

It’s been a long time since I’ve laughed out loud at a Peanuts cartoon but this one got me…

I think cartoonists have an innate need to tell outrageous puns. They don’t like to do it themselves because of the reactions they would have to endure. So, they have their characters do it for them. Plus, they get a much wider audience! :D

Why did she hit him?

I really did laugh out loud.

Snoopy would make it into the bestseller list.

No waffles for you!

And the jury acquitted her.

He deserved it

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

And rightly so.

Where the bad puns in ‘Pearls Before Swine’ were inspired, maybe? This one went over just as well as those.

Not sure why, but that one made me laugh out loud for a very long time. Don’t tell my husband.

“This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.” Sid Ziff (Frequently misattributed to Dorothy Parker).

Oh, the IRON-y.

He never leaved after that.

I can’t believe I remember that strip from almost 50 years ago!

She made the right impression.

And after hitting him, her stuck waffle fell out of the waffle iron and onto her plate.

I used this strip on my, soon to be, wife many many moons ago when it first came out. She did not think it was funny. I laughed – oh and she didn’t throw a waffle iron at me which was nice.

I thought the name was sweet. I’m weird. Plus, why hurt a perfectly good waffle iron?

When you get hit by a waffle iron it leaves a very distinctive imprint. I should know.

Thus began the ‘He Too’ movement.

She was just trying to iron out the kinks, in this case her husband

Apparently not the solution she wanted.

I love Snoopy’s inventive writings. A favorite begins: “Edith wouldn’t marry him because he was too fat.” “Why don’t you go on a diet,” his friend said. “You can’t have your cake and Edith too.” The last cel shows Snoopy smiling and saying “It’s exciting when you’ve written something that you know is good.”

And deservedly so.

Not sure if a novel about spousal abuse would sell well…

LOL!

I very rarely actually laugh out loud at “Peanuts,” but WOW!

Sorry Snoopy, but I see another rejection notice in your future.

I always loved this one.

Hopefully, it wasn’t plugged in when she hit him with it.

I smiled, not without great reluctance… :D

This is the best writing Snoopy has done.

The guy’s name wouldn’t happen to be Pastis would it?

I think a key element in any relationship is being able to enjoy your partner’s sense of humor … I’m lucky my wife would find that hilarious too. :-)

One average day…SLURRRRRRRRRRRP the man was licked by the dog

This one made me lol. Clever writing, Snoopy! =P

if you leave the wife with reluctance you will get reluctance from your wife. snoopy seems to be writing no fiction.

Bang!! This is one of those bad puns that the creator can get hit by a baseball bat!! #PearlsBeforeSwine

That made me lol!